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Bartender: - Would you like some shots? Roman: - MMM... Bartenter (pours three thousand shots)

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Glenn Manning

Mish Khan

The Roman asks for a martinus. The barman says 'don't you mean a martini?' The Roman says he only wants one.

KD Wilson

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one asks for a beer. The second one asks for half of the first order. The third one asks for half of the second order. The fourth one asks for half of the third order. The bartender stops them and serves two beers.

Neb Saitiam

Roman I - Guess how many gauls I have killed Roman II - Mmm.... Roman I - No no, not that many

Jennifer Long

A roman goes to a brothel. The prostitute said it will be five hundred dinars. He agrees and give her the D.

Bobby Degina

I feel better, knowing I understood the joke and those lesser level of intellectuals didn't

Kara McKinney

5 for Vendetta

Doods Jet Cunanan

Imagine how drunk he gets when he gives the barman the L

Kristie Kramer Sportsman

Sawman walks into bar, shows two fingers and says "5 beers please"

Yich Vich Yny

all those years studying latin... I knew they eventually pay back!

Afshan Arshid

Doesn't say which two fingers...

Sheteka Villa

Two fingers doesn’t necessary mean V! It could have been his thumb and his pinky.

Amyy Rattss

Virginia LaFrieda Osonitsch

Scott Hines

And then he takes out his cellphone and says "Niko! It's your cousin! Let's go bowling!"

Wanda Dodge

I prefer this bar joke...

Amna Khan Niazi

X out of X for effort

Butch Gabriel

Is it the index finger and the middle finger or the index and the thumb?

Reynaldo Quillao

Andrew Webster

Is it because V means five or am i missing something?

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